I hope he sees this
Make John Green find the thing.
JOHN GREEN LOOK IN HERE
When he cums too early
one of these stories is not like the others
Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit
Oh my god
Wow. That took guts.
At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
What breeding for a shiny Pokémon feels like, in case you were curious.
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
This post goes out to my father, yo.
me messaging your man