I just saw this on the Welcome to Night Vale tvtropes page. This pun is perfect, and I hate and despair and love this perfect pun in equal measure.
oh. my. fucking. god.
well, fuck me sideways.
I see what you did there Joseph Fink
twitter doodle-comic inspired by the new Zelda trailer
*cries and flings money*
DANG! That last page killed me!
Pretty sure i’velost my ability to even.
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If you happen to be at Glasgow pride tomorrow, come say hi, i’ll be the chubby dude with the shaved mohawk and the trans-pride flag…and i might have facepaint on…probably, not gunna lie, probably.
shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity
'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'
'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.
You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.
The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.
You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’
this scared me and made me cry and i am almost embarrassed to post this but quite honestly i would rather fight for this rather than anything else.
men and womens value, and the indescribable importance of intimacy(via thelion-king)
I want to say a thing. And it is personal so dismiss it if you wish.
I read the first line and immediately thought “i’ve never seen a woman naked”
And, i’ve been intimate with a woman before but i just had to kind of think, and remind myself that no i haven’t.
I prpceeded to read, and realised thid was about porn. To which i sort of thought, oh. But to be honest i don’t feel like it counts. The two are very different experiences in my head. Just because i’ve seen similar anatomy before, does that make it any less amazing when i do undress a partner? It certainly didn’t with my male partners, and i doubt it would be any different for female ones.
I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
are you crying
nah i yawned
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.
God bless! Give him a gold star!
Dont fuckign reward him, just you know a polite thank you.
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.