thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

demons:

Lieutenant Louise Erman of the US Army Nurse Corps throwing her Ju-Jitsu instructor Major Strom during an unarmed combat class.

The Army Nurses were put through rigiours training in preperation for the opening of the second front—Normandy—by the Allies where they would follow the landing forces to help the wounded.

allcreatures:

A baby alligator sits on top of its mother’s head in St. Augustine Alligator Farm, Florida

Picture: John Moran/News Dog Media (via Pictures of the day: 16 April 2014 - Telegraph)

lufioh:

when you stay up all night and realize its morning

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zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

doctorsassypantsonfire:

dingdongyouarewrong:

If you’re sick of Clara Oswald being reduced to a romantic interest for the doctor clap your hands
If you’re sick of Clara Oswald receiving less character development in half a series than a cyber man head got in one episode clap your hands
If you’re sick of Clara Oswald being pushed into the same stereotypical female character mold and not being allowed to shine or develop independently of the doctor clap your hands

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silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

awwww-cute:

CAMERA STRAP NOM NOM NOM

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x